guiltygirl:

someone: what are your plans for after graduation?

me: recreational drugs and then suicide

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allured-aesthetic:

I want that kind of love where my person just looks at me and thinks “I’m so in love with you.” ya know

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disney-official:

thegr8valkyrie:

disney-official:

she didnt have to die

who

the girl reading this

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kittymkatt:

unfollovving:

m86:

humvees:

sapphic–leia:

gablesmcgee:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

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spineless-speech:

I don’t get on here very much now but I feel like I have to talk about how somehow, even though I’m dumb, I’m interviewing mewithoutyou tomorrow? one of my favorite bands of all time? and I’m feeling really emotional

rightbackheretohauntyou:

rightbackheretohauntyou:

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

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lordgrizzlock:

shecameforme:

soulfullover:

In a heartbeat

Only reblogging this cause I’m nosy 👀

Some of y’all😏

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just-shower-thoughts:

Living in a world without Robin Williams has somehow become even more shitty than we all thought it would be.

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mcclellansmelf:

quiveringloins:

things-are-looking-up-oh-finally:

blackkatmagic:

damaramegido:

wheeloffortune-design:

amythical-llama:

bassflutes:

emiliusthegreat:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

alectually:

bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella:

bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella:

priestessamy:

boobyguy:

jaxxgarcia:

debrides:

6slut:

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized

this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.

at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night

every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis

this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body

one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her

today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed

at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes

A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned. 

There’s a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she’s three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music

This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul

Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that I tripped and walked into a bus pole.

honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died

Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together.

(She laughed at me, but that’s okay, because she married me two years later.)

This thread ended in the best possible way. I hope y'all stay pure

it would seem they read your dissertation @crossroadswrite

I once, over the course of a day, managed to walk into three separate doors because the same pretty girl smiled at me.

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